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01-01-2005, 09:50 PM
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Pupil : "A teacher
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot
Sam : "It's a family tradition
Teacher : "What do you mean
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother
Sam : "She's a woman
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
Student : "Brotherly love
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day and at the same time
Pupil : "A teacher
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot
Sam : "It's a family tradition
Teacher : "What do you mean
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother
Sam : "She's a woman
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
Student : "Brotherly love
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day and at the same time