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فراووووله
12-06-2004, 08:34 PM
Ways to Turn Down Men



Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.


Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?

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Woman: I must have been given your share.

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Man: Your face must turn a few heads.

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Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

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Woman: Okay, get out.


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فراووووله
12-06-2004, 08:34 PM
Man: I think I could make you very happy.

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Woman: Why? Are you leaving


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Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?


Man: Shall we go see a movie?

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Woman: I've already seen one.


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Man: Where have you been all my life?

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Woman: Hiding from you.


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12-11-2004, 02:41 PM
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12-12-2004, 12:48 PM
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