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12-06-2004, 08:34 PM
Ways to Turn Down Men
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/hick_and_his_chicken_sm_wht.gif
Woman: I must have been given your share.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/monica_modeling_wind_blowing_hair_md_wht.gif
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/hippie_hitchhike_md_wht.gif
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/movie_star_fix_hair_sm_wht.gif
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/hick_wiggling_toes_sm_wht.gif
Woman: Okay, get out.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/mom_pointing_upset_sm_wht.gif
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/hick_and_his_chicken_sm_wht.gif
Woman: I must have been given your share.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/monica_modeling_wind_blowing_hair_md_wht.gif
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/hippie_hitchhike_md_wht.gif
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/movie_star_fix_hair_sm_wht.gif
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/hick_wiggling_toes_sm_wht.gif
Woman: Okay, get out.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5383/mom_pointing_upset_sm_wht.gif